Putin - Russia - ex KGB - party exterminated millions and millions - mass domestic surveillance - treats soldiers like meat with boots - bills mom for the bullets and the coffin - est. overall rule ~25 years and counting - nukes Jinping - Gina - leads CCP, takers of domestic extermination high score - turned great firewall into nationwide lobotomy - also lobotomizes your children with tiktok export edition - homies w. Kim, Ali and Vlad - “President” since 2013 - President-for-Life by patch update. - nukes Trump - Murrica - possibly pedophile - ask Epstein (oh wait) - wears orange makeup (why?) - addy fueled twitter rants - leads a sedated, population of screen zombies like a messiah in a walmart robe - inventors of SaaS (Surveillance as a Service) - clearly narcisstic meglamaniac - bros w. Bibi, sponsors genocide - supreme leader of largest war machine EVER seen. - nukes, loads of nukes Ali - Iran - martyrdom is a career goal; paradise is a virgin-stuffed reward system. - chosen by god he made up - divine favor is earned via forced genital modifications on infants. - friends with Panda and Vlad - in power since 1989 - high score - chasing nukes like Pokemons "Bibi" Netanyahu - Land of the chosen - Epstein architect - also chosen by god (but a different one) (also made up) - also performs genital mods on babies - zionist jews survived genocide, now they commit it - rhetorical armour of eternal victimhood cosplay - nukes Why do these men rise? They are but few. Because evil dosen't need an army, just apathy. Because most people would rather scroll than stand. Monsters are few, cowards are legion.